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On A Bus
Most people use buses as a means to get from one place to another. Bus stops, primarily. Thomas, however, uses them for a different...


Dooven Books Have No Keyword Strings
Last Spring, Thomas had a bad experience while being murdered. He did not take kindly to it, for a start, and even less so when realising...


Wordcasting Is A Stupid Idea
Earlier this year, Thomas was struck with a thought that left him hospitalised. Most of Thomas’ thoughts get him nowhere, so to end up in...


The First Dooven Muzak Album
Here are the sleeve notes for the first Dooven Muzak album, released earlier this year. This first album of Dooven Muzak was written to...


Thomas' Interview In Joomag's Magazine
As a result of a nasty telephone call, a threat of restraining orders and two poorly ordered coffees, Thomas was interviewed for Joomag’s...


Analysis Paralysis
One aspect of editing that Thomas really struggles with, besides spelling it, is reading the words that make up the sentence he’s trying...


I'll Give You Something To Sniff About
If there’s one thing worse than someone who types loudly in a library, it’s someone who sniffs incessantly; patrons whose post-nasal drip...


Crowd-funding Without A Crowd
As far as Thomas is concerned, success is just another four-letter word. And that’s not just because of his appalling spelling. When...


The Ultimate Escapism
Some people escape the drudgery of their lives by going on holiday, some by watching television, some read and some commit crime. The...


The Purging Of Ruen Trailer
Here is the trailer for the first Dooven book, “The Purging Of Ruen.” It hasn’t a single animal in it, which is odd considering the book...
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