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The Dooven Muzak Chordal Progression
In a sublime example of pioneering post-noire cinematic architecture, Thomas explains the sheer brilliance behind Dooven Muzak’s tendency...


Wrongly Writing Soundtrack Album
Thomas’ writing and narrative, let alone his social ineptitude, means he alienates virtually everyone he comes across.


New Dooven Muzak: Literal Groove
A new wave of Dooven Muzak, the infamous anaemic pop and vagrant jazz written to complement the Dooven Books, is currently being composed...


Volume 6: More Dooven Muzak!
Dooven Muzak Volume Six has been announced by MC Tasty and DJ Pooh, which means more anemic pop and vagrant jazz to accompany the Velvet...


Dooven FM! 99.1 Nice and Fluffy
Although Dooven FM!, which streams Dooven Muzak all day, everyday, was launched recently, serious breaches of its broadcasting licence by...


Music From The Books' Hotels
The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels feature many hotels, mainly because their adventures are international and quite tiring. They range from...


The City Of Poets
The latest track of Dooven Muzak, for the upcoming fourth Dooven Book, is here. Admittedly, it shouldn't be. It should be miles away...


Sleeve Notes For Dooven Muzak
First Album This first album of Dooven Muzak was written to showcase the theme music for the first books in the series, in particularly,...


About The Dooven Muzak Musicians
Jonathon Michael Crapper (aka MC Tasty) and Jefferson St. Jives (aka DJ Pooh) were the musicians behind the once infamous pop group...


The First Dooven Muzak Album
Here are the sleeve notes for the first Dooven Muzak album, released earlier this year. This first album of Dooven Muzak was written to...
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