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Cinematic Audiobooks
Typically, most experiences at the cinema are over in a couple of hours. How then, can anyone hope to escape the drudgery of life by...


How Books Can Ruin Families
There's nothing better than realising that, as an author, your books have had the sort of impact that head-on collisions are renowned...


Dooven FM! 99.1 Nice and Fluffy
Although Dooven FM!, which streams Dooven Muzak all day, everyday, was launched recently, serious breaches of its broadcasting licence by...


Music From The Books' Hotels
The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels feature many hotels, mainly because their adventures are international and quite tiring. They range from...


Reinventing The Sample Chapter
In this digital mashup age, traditional entertainment media is being continually remodeled and reinvented. As a result, anyone producing...


The City Of Poets
The latest track of Dooven Muzak, for the upcoming fourth Dooven Book, is here. Admittedly, it shouldn't be. It should be miles away...


Airports And Pantaloons
I first met Oscar Teabag-Dooven in a transit lounge of a large international airport nearly three years ago. It was one of those...


Extractionist Prints Around The World
Support for the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels comes in many forms, and not just tirades of abuse and postal returns of the books...


Watch The Books Unfold
There have been several online sites attempting to re-ignite the once powerful popularity of serialized novels, that is, chapters...


The City Of Poets
Fancy visiting the city of Liebe? It's rather nice - up until Oscar, Binklemitre and Lydia smash a large portion of it to pieces....
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