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Forensic Hiatus
Astute readers of the first Wrong Book, of which there are none, will recall that Thomas described himself in court as a stainologist....


What's Behind Book Covers?
The first three Dooven Books have been extensively rewritten, re-recorded, re-produced and reborn to ensure they're worthy of the arrival...


Poster for Club Furballs
The Furballs Hot-Fin Nightclub is an infamous venue in the north west of Ruen, a beautiful city renowned for its exclusiveness, turquoise...


Forensics and Doovenism
Following the recent rewriting of my novel, Viscera, which has the tagline “when jealousy becomes disease, only surgery holds the cure”,...


Finally, It's Fluffing Over.
The Sample Chapters for all current Dooven Books are now available for your viewing displeasure as the Sample Chapter Reinvention Project...


The New Dooven Vanity Logo
It’s well known that few people’s attention span is greater than eight seconds anymore, let alone readers of the Dooven Books, whose...


Cinematics Are Go!
The Dooven Books have recently been re-released after being extensively re-written, re-recorded and re-produced. Hours of fresh, vibrant...


The Wheels On The Bus
While Wrongly Writing, the second Sortabiography about writing the Dooven Books, takes shape amidst the re-recording of the first three...


The Problem With Improving
There’s an old saying that goes, “the more you improve what you’re doing, the more what you’ve done needs improving.” This is...


Anthropomorphising The Unanthrompomorphisable
One of the marvelous things about writing both the Wrong Books and Dooven Books, is that both are absurd in that they allow the...
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