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Right, so here's the plan...
“Where exactly are we?” Vaasi-Vee asked. “Teetering upon the Valley of Aaaah,” said the Dodo-sette. He nodded toward the cliff. “That’s...


What the fluff is happening with the novels?
Alright, look, the fact is that last year I was fortunate to have been awarded a first-class honours for my forensic project, which...


More of What's Behind the Covers
The problem the Dooven Books face is that being New Fable fiction, there’s no ubiquitous image that conveys the genre.


Deep Lid Focus
Reality doesn’t cradle awareness. It’s the other way around. Awareness is the conduit of reality.


Thomas and the Apani Fashion Show
Reading bad writing has become something of an extreme sport, and Thomas has found a niche unlike any other.


Your Face and Moonlight
Here's a track from the Jazz and Bossa album that was produced to underscore the audiobook edition of Wrongly Writing. It could be...


Wrongly Writing is imminent
During December, a torrent of Social Media Wrongness will be unleashed in a desperate vaccination against Wrongly Writing'a release on...


Wrongly Writing Soundtrack Album
Thomas’ writing and narrative, let alone his social ineptitude, means he alienates virtually everyone he comes across.


The Doovenistic Hiatus is over!
Talking about dead bodies is guaranteed to get a woman’s’ attention, especially if I specifically relate it to theirs.


New Dooven Muzak: Literal Groove
A new wave of Dooven Muzak, the infamous anaemic pop and vagrant jazz written to complement the Dooven Books, is currently being composed...
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